L4D 3: The project

[Puppet]

So, what I'm working on here is making our RP here into a kind of L4D3, make it game like, complete with posters, cover art, campaigna and levels, character dialouge, and the infamous saferoom graffitii!

If you're interested in helping, just let me know!

SO; Here are examples of the things I would like to see!

[Puppet]

GRAFFITII:

Malls suck
You suck

If Im not gonna make it, Im taking as many as I can with me!

What happened to the Military?
They've given up
No, they're just regrouping!!
Optimists are morons

Should have stayed at the bar, this place is full of them

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Puppet]

Example Dialouge:
Mason

Healing
"Ach, I need to heal myself quick."
"Wait a second, gotta heal."
"Just a second, healing."

Upon hearing a Boomer
"I hear one o' them fat bastards..."
"Boomer nearby..."
"I hear one o' them fat-ass, puking, food wasting, space-taking, zombie-attracting assholes."
"Hear that Boomer? He's mine."

Upon hearing a Witch
"Crap...I hear one o' them Hags. Lights out!"
"I hear a Witch...And if she doesn't shut up, I'm gonna blow her away."
If there was one earlier in the level
"Another Witch!? Shit.... Lights out. Again."

[Keith the Great]

Graffitii:

Go to the mall. That’s where all the good zombie fights are.

What do they eat?
Your mom
no u

Ted was here
Liar

Dear Diary, there are zombies outside.
Dear Diary, you’re a moron.

THE JUKEBOX STILL WORKS

[Keith the Great]

Dialogue:

Wherever:

Desperation:
~ “The malls up here are damn borin’. Back home, we had Jimmy Gibbs Jr. comin’ to our mall every month or so.”
~ “‘Ey, look out the window! Inn’t that an ugly car? Man, I seen nicer cars in the junkyard back home.”
~ “Food court? Anyone?”
~ “You guys got a Burger Tank up here? I’d kill for a U-Boat Sub right about now.”
~ “I swear, if there’s a pet shop in here, I ain’t goin’ in.”
~ “Man, these guys hit weaker ’n Ellis’ grandma! Granted, she almost gave me a concussion, but that was mostly her fancy kitchen tile doin’ the work.”

Stories:

Desperation:
~ “Y’know, last time I was in a mall I got shot. See, this guy was robbin’ a Loco Roco’s Taco place in the food court an’ he slipped on some guacamole an’ a shot went off and hit me in the arm but it wann’t too bad. M’ doctor was there eatin’ a burrito an’ he looked at the blood an’ said I’d live. An’ I did.”
~ “You know what really sucks? Bein’ halfway through the revolvin’ door when it gets caught. Ain’t much air in there, I speak from experience. An’ it was the middle of a goddamn Georgia summer, too. The firemen had to break the glass an’ drag me out an’ I had all these cuts and was all blue an’–”
~ “Don’t run up the ‘down’ escalator. It’s a curse. Just trust me on this one. There was an ambulance, a defib unit, and a lot ‘a painkillers involved, that’s all I’ll tell ya.”
~ “One time, I dressed up as a security guy for a day. The costume was itchy and the hat was too small, but I got free doughnuts ‘till they noticed I didn’ have a badge.”
~ “I ever mention that time I camped out in the camping store? I woulda got away with it, but the s’mores set off the smoke alarm an’ the night guard caught me an’ kicked me out the second-story window. They wouldn’t let me press charges on account of me not affordin’ a lawyer and ‘cause I was askin’ for it anyway.”
~ “There was this one time I was in a mall, an’ Dave said he’d gimmie twenty bucks if I went an’ streaked through the whole place. Well, I didn’t have any cash at the time so I took him up. I even managed to set off a firecracker ‘fore the cops handcuffed me and put me in prison...Didja know they even reserve me a uniform? S’got my name on–”
~ “I ever tell you ‘bout the time I opened my own store? Well, I didn’t actually open it, ‘cause I didn’t have anythin’ ta sell, but I did get this idea to start gator fightin’ in m’ backyard, so I called Ellis an’–”
~ “I ever tell you ‘bout the time I caught a robber? Some guy picked m’ wallet, an’ I didn’t have any money in it but it had my ID an’ the guys at the office were sick ‘a me losin’ it so I chased him down. I found ‘im, but he was on the floor below so I thought I’d jump over like in the movies an’ all? Anyway, I landed on ‘im and neither of us could feel our legs enough to move before the cops came and arrested him for thievin’ an’ me for bein’ an idiot.”

Swing Life Away:
~ “One time, I was in a bar fight and this guy bet twen’y bucks he could knock me out in one punch, an’ I said he couldn’t. But then Erllis ran up an’ yelled, ‘I GOT IT’ and tried to sock me in the face, but I leaned back to avoid it, ‘cept I passed out and–”
B-“I won the bet, though.”

Finding a Medkit:
~ “Healey-pack.”
~ “Dibs!”
~ “Anyone need this? ‘Cause in a couple days, I bet I will.”

Finding Pills:
~ “Anyone dare me ta down the whole thing? I’ll do it!”
~ “It ain’t as strong as the stuff back home, but it’ll do!”
~ “Got a bottle a’ life-savers!”

Finding Adrenaline:
~ “Y’know, back home, this stuff was illegal.”
~ “Adrenaline ain’t poisonous, right?”
~ “Damn, I hate needles.”

Healing:
~ “No worries! I seen doctors do this before. Granted I was a bit loopy on the painkillers at the time, but I remember enough.”
~ “Man, they didn’t have free band-aids back home. I coulda saved a bundle.”
~ “These things would be ten times better if they had painkillers.”

Incapacitated:
~ “Whenever you can, fellas.”
~ “Boy, does this feel...familiar...”
~ “This reminds me of a time I’d tell you about ‘cept this hurts too damn much.”

Nearly Dead:
~ “Don’t worry; it’ll take a while...for my life to...flash before my eyes...”
~ “I refuse to die by...anything other than...my own damn stupidity...”
~ “The world looks like...like an old cartoon. Izzat good?”

Any sharp melee object:
~ “Anyone else want this? I don’t trust myself not to jinx it.”
~ “Oooh, yeah, that could hurt someone. Possibly me, but them too.”

Blunt melee object:
~ “Man, all the head wounds I got must mean I got some experience givin’ ‘em.”
~ “I ever tell y’all about the time I knocked a cop out with just a spoon? No? Good times.”

Spotting a Boomer
~ “Rollie Polie! An’ not the bug kind!”
~ “Smells like Dave’s dog. Must be one ‘a them pukin’ guys.”
~ “Explodey-guy!”

Covered in Bile:
~ “This brings up more memories than it should.”
~ “Ew, ew, EW!”
~ “Aw, man, right on my Midnight Riders shirt!”

Spotting a Hunter
~ “Feels like I’m back in high school. Which sucked. Just like now.”
~ “Gangsta-guy!”
~ “Damn teenagers! Uhm, no offense to you girls.”

Pounced:
~ “Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!”
~ “He’s killin’ me!”
~ “Shoot ‘im off!”

Spotting a Smoker
~ “Pack-a-day smoker!”
~ “It’s Ellis’ dead uncle! No one else smells like that!”
~ “Smokey...Tongue-y...thing. Yeah, that guy.”

Constricted:
~ “Can’t...Breathe...”
~ “Life...Flashing...Before...Eyes...”
~ “Y-y’all? Help?”

Spotting a Witch
~ “Man, that chick’s just like my Ex. As in, she cries until I get close enough for her to stab me in the gut an’ leave me for dead.”
~ “Clap on! *two claps* Lights off! *flashlight off*”
~ “I ain’t so good with the ladies. Y’all can take care of this.”
~ “Y’think if I talked fast enough she’d be too confused ta kill me?”

After Startling the Witch:
~ “Shoot ‘er!”
~ “She’s gainin’! She’s gainin’!”
~ “Worst! Deja vu! Ever!”

Spotting a Charger
~ “Where’d he get his overalls? I want a pair.”
~ “Football! Hike!”
~ “One-armed Popeye!”
~ Desperation: “Mall security! Get ‘im!”

Being Pummeled:
~ “Owwwww!”
~ “Popeye’s got me!”
~ “Make ‘im let go!”

Spotting a Jockey
~ “Man, I ain’t even said anythin’ funny yet.”
~ “Oh, jeez, it’s the creepy doesn’t-know-personal-space guy.”
~ “What’d y’all call him again? Crazy-Face? Somethin’ to do with horses?”

Steered by Jockey:
~ *screams*
~ “NOT! FUNNY!”

Spotting a Spitter
~ “Ew.”
~ “I wouldn’t date her even if she promised not ta kill me.”
~ “Icky Chick!”

Hit by Goo:
~ *various screams*

Spotting a Tank
~ “GODZILLA! Wait, no scales. I was close.”
~ “Anyone got a cup ‘a water? We could do that thing in the movie where the water shakes with the ground.”
~ “OH MY GOD IT’S DAVE’S DAD! Wait, he’s in Wyoming. And prison.”

Commenting on kills:

To Mason:
~ “Man, if we see a wrestler zombie, I’m countin’ on you.”
~ “Mase, you are like the apocalypse of the apocalypse.”

To Moro:
~ “Man, did y’all have a Lil’ Peanut Shootin’ Gallery too?”
~ “Awright! High five!”
~ “You go, Morrie! Give ‘em a run fer their money!”

To Kameko:
~ “Damn, they teach you this in school?”
~ “Y’all are damn lucky. When I was in high school, I sure as hell didn’ have a zombie horde ta practice on.”

To Roy:
~ “Man, I hope you ain’t ever not on my side.”
~ “Hey, Roy, how many species have you extincted?

To Tara:
~ “Nice! Just make sure you ain’t aimin’ at me!”
~ “Go Tarrie! You’re a killin’ machine, girl!”

Commenting on Deaths:

To Mason:
~ “Aw, hell, if you don’t make it how are we gonna?”
~ “Shoot, man, you were my backup plan!”
~ “Hell, man, you can’t die! I still gotta introduce ya to Dave!”

To Moro:
~ “Oh, boy...You were like, the last person who ought’ve died.”
~ “Please oh please tell me you didn’t catch my bad luck. You weren’t s’posed ta die.”

To Kameko:
~ *sniffle* “Off to that big schoolyard in the sky, huh?”
~ “Dammit, girl, you was too young.”

To Roy:
~ “I, uh, miss ya. Even if you were creepy.”
~ “Oh, gee...Damn, you weren’t that creepy, Roy!”

To Tara:
~ “I can’t believe I’m sayin’ this, but I’ll miss you tryin’ ta kill me, Tarrie.”
~ “Wherever you are, Tarrie, this wasn’t my fault. On purpose, at least.”

If more than one person has died:
~ “Dammit, you guys gotta stop gettin’ ahead a’ me!”
~ “Man, I ain’t never gonna understand what order Death goes in.”

[Mason Breaker]

General

Grabbing First-aid
"Grabbing a med-kit!"
"We're gonna need this..."
"Thank god, first aid!"

Grabbing pills
"See these pills? They're mine!"
"Grabbin' myself some pills!"
"Anyone got some water? I hate dry-swallowing."

Uses pills
"That's the stuff."
"This'll keep me up fer' now."

Healing
"Ach, I need to heal myself quick."
"Wait a second, gotta heal."
"Just a second, healing."

Healed
"*relieved sigh*"
"Back in business."
"I feel good!"

Incapacitated
"Dammit, I'm down!"
"Help me out ere'!"
"If I didn't need any help I'd be up by now!"

Heavy injuries
"It can't...End here..."
"*Various groans*"
"I'm not giving up yet Dahlia..."

Spotting dead Keith
"Dammit lad... You were growin' on me..."
"Looks like death finally caught up..."
(Somewhat frustrated) "What was your last name, huh?"

Spotting dead Moro
"No no no NO! Moro!"
"You didn't deserve this, lass.."
"Dahlia would've loved ye'..."

Upon hearing a Boomer
"I hear one o' them fat bastards..."
"Boomer nearby..."
"I hear one o' them fat-ass, puking, food wasting, space-taking, zombie-attracting assholes."
"Hear that Boomer? He's mine."

Puked on
"*groans* Dammit, this stuff reeks..."
"I'm blinded!"
"Where'd you all go?!"

Upon hearing a Hunter
"Keep yer wits, I hear a Hunter."
"That better NOT be a Hunter I'm hearin'..."

Pinned
"*various screaming*"
"Get off me!"

Upon hearing a Spitter
"*Disguseted noise* Spitter."
"We got a Spitter somewhere..."

Seeing Spitter goo
"Goo!"
"Spitter shit flying!"

Hurt by goo
"What the hell is this!?"
"Ach, move it, move it, move it!"
"It burns!"

Upon hearing a Witch
"Crap...I hear one o' them Hags. Lights out!"
"I hear a Witch...And if she doesn't shut up, I'm gonna blow her away."
(If there was one earlier in the level)
"Another Witch!? Shit.... Lights out. Again."

Witch getting ready to attack
"Back off, she's gonna blow!"
"Get away from that Witch!"
"Shit, get away from her!"

Startles the Witch
"Dammit, outta my way, this bitch is after me!"
"Kill her already!"
"Shit! Shit! Witch is after me!"

Spotting a Tank
"GODDAMMIT, TANK!!"
"How does this even happen!?!"
"Burn that bloody' bastard!"
"I'm glad I'm immune! We don't need more of these things!"

Upon hearing a Smoker
"I hear a Smoker."
"That Smoker should hang himself with his own tounge. Cause' if I get im'..."
"Smell that Smoker?"

Being wrapped up
"What the-?"
"I'm wrapped up!"
"I..Can't...Breathe!"

Constricted
*Various choking noises*
"I..I can't...Breath!"
"It's...choking..me!"

Upon hearing a Charger
"Careful, I hear a Charger."
"Everybody spread out a bit; I hear a Charger."
"Don't let that Charger get ye'; It'll hurt like hell if it does."

Grabbed by a Charger
"CHARGER'S GOT ME!"
"KILL THIS CHARGER!"
"CHARGER'S POUNDING ME!"

Upon hearing a Jockey
"I hear one o' them laughing guys."
"Head-humper somewhere..."
"Watch your backs, there's a Jockey around."

Steered by Jockey
"Get it offa' me!"
"Get off me you freak!"
"Jockey on my back!"

Responding to Keith's stories
"Keith, lad, can it wait?"
"Not now, boyo."
"Lad, is any of that even true?"

Commenting on Keith's kills
"Nice shot boyo!"
"Good sho-Wait, do I really wanna know how you learned to shoot that well?"
"That's the way lad!"

Commenting on Moro's kills
"That's your's, lass!"
"Damn bastards have nothin' on you, Morrie!"
"I'll bet he felt that one, eh?"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's gun...."

Kill
"Damn bloody bastards!"
(Angrily)"You'll stay outta my way if you know whats good for ya'!"
(Angrily)"WHERE. IS. MY. DAUGHTER!"
"Tell the devil he's next!"

[Moro Ashford]

<sub>'Course this is nowhere near done...but you can delete it if its really awful XD

Tank!
"Just go, go, go!"
"Oh, shit...that's not even fair..."
"How does that happen?"
"Guys, we've got Arnold Schwarzenegger on our tail..."

Smoker
"Reefer!"

When being Smoked/Pounced/Ridden
"Someone shoot it!"

Upon hearing a Witch
"PMs, much?"
"Just throw chocolate at her and run. Trust me on this one...it works."
"Crazy chick- lights off!"

Upon hearing/seeing a Boomer
"Wait! Don't pop it!"
"That is why I didn't eat McDonalds."

Low Health
"Of all the ways to go..."
"Hey, can...can someone give me a hand?...I'm not feeling so great..."

Healing Teammate
"Come on, it's just a paper cut, I'll have you all better in a sec."
"Ouch, damn zombies really did you a number, huh?"</sub>

[Maxwell Johnson]

lol. This Sounds kind of fun.... lol.

Max

Hearing/Seeing a Boomer
"Keep your distance!"
"Oh....great. Just what I needed to make my day better. A Puker."

After getting puked on by a Boomer
"Sonuva Whore! This stuff smells like shit!"

After someone else gets puked on by a Boomer
"Go take a bath....you smell worse than my ex....."

Getting grabbed by a Smoker
"Damn Smokers! Shoulda kicked the fuckin' habit!"

Hears/Sees a tank
"Attention all survivors.....run like hell!"
"Take aim and keep moving.....don't let him get too close."
"He really needs to lay off the freakin' steroids!"

Hears/Sees a Hunter
"Great......a zombie that thinks its a cat......"
"Keep your eyes peeled, people. We've got a hooded horror on the loose. Don't get complacent."

When taking pain pills
"Ah, yeah....that'll keep me going for a little bit."
"Yeah......that's the good stuff......"

Healing
"Standby....healing."
"Oh, man, I really needed that."

Seroiusly hurt/injured
"Oh shit......I can't make it like this. I need some S-A-B-C."
"No....no, I can make it.......D-don't let me slow you down."

Incapped
"Hey! Can I get a little wingmanship over here?!"
"Whoa! Hey! You gonna leave me here to be zombie chow or what?! Come help me up!"

[Austin Murphy]

First Aid:
Grabbing Medpack
Grabbing First Aid
Don't worry, I'm an Eagle Scout (when healing someone)

Grabbing Pill:
Grabbing Painkillers
Grabbing Pills
Note to self, going to need to goto rehab after this
If I take too many of these, I might turn into Rush Limbaugh.

Boomer:
Boomer, hide your snacks
Where is that Fat Bastard (while speaking in a British Accent)
Oh look, it's Rosie O' Donnell

Witch:
Becareful, witch
Hide your sugar
Only if we can pour water on it...
Did I ever tell you the time I accidently pissed off a witch, metphoricaly and quite literally. Moral of the story, watch out where you take a pee...At least I didn't a shit.

Tank:
We're going to need a bigger gun.
Let me grab my anti-tank gun (when using a higher caliber or explosive weapon)
It's the Governator.
Hey Arnold, why aren't you in California

Hunter:
I'm going to shove my crowbar up his ass if plans on pouncing me
Oh look, a druggie
The hunter has become the hunted (killing a hunter)

Jockey:
Face-humper
Crack addict

Katana:
Sweet, a katana, what a rare comodity
Actually, it's a samauri sword (correcting anyone who calls it a ninja sword)
This better not be some kinda knockoff sword
While I love guns, swords are pretty badass

Ak47:
The only great invention of the Soviet Union
Cheap yet reliable, thank God for the motherland

M16:
Good old fashion American rifle
It better not jam on me

SCAR:
This is like Call of Duty
I'm going to leave a scar on those bastards

Crowbar:
I feel like Gordon Freeman

Compliementing Director's kills:
For a guy in a suit, you're a pretty good shot
Nice shot, Mr. D
First time in my life that I met someone from CEDA

Commenting Director's Death:
You'll be missed, Director...even though we never found out your name


Compliementing Paulie's kills:
Great shot, Vince
You most certainly got a PHD in kicking ass
Never been more happy to see a dentist

Commenting Paulie's Death:
I sworn he was a criminal

Compliementing Luigi's kills:
Nice shot, kid

Compliementing Rae's kills:
Good shot, girl

[Patrick Schrader]

First Aid:
When did I become the medic?
First Aid anyone?
Not much of a medic, but I'll take it

Pills:
Part of a balance diet
A must need in any first aid kit

Boomer:
Looks like a cow
Stay down, blubberchuck
Another failure against the War on Obesity

Witch:
Sounds more like a whiner
That better not be my wife
I feel bad for killing it

Tank:
Anyone got a RPG?
That thing is more angry than a raging bull.

Ak47:
Damn, this brings me back
Somehow, I have this errie feeling when holding this rifle

M16:
Nice to have you back
Still handles like tamed horse

SCAR:
Always wanted to handle one of these.
How did a Ranger weapon get in the hands of CEDA?
I heard my entire unit got equiped with these rifles when I left, and boy, do I envy them.

Heavy Machine Gun:
I'll cover y'all with the Ma Duece.
Now this is an anti-tank gun.

General:
Home Sweet Home (entering the farmlands)
Something about CEDA doesn't sound right to me.
I hope the ranch is doing fine.

[Austin Murphy]

Airport Graffiti:

All of the flights are cancelled
No dip, Sherlock
Except Flight 666, one way ticket to hell

I'm Chicago Ted.
Not I'm Chicago Ted.
You're all wrong, I'm Chicago Ted.
I'm Spartacus
Nice to hear, buzzkilliton
You guys are all retards
Your mom is a retard
Nice one, though I did your mom

Going to Canada, they have free healthcare.
But their healthcare system is shit.
Everyone knows that French Canada is the best Canada in the world
No it's not, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, guy.
I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, friend.
I'm not your friend, guy.

[Mason Breaker]

Campaigns

Main Group

Desperation
Neighborhood-> Highway-> The Bar-> The Mall (Finale)

Ghost Stories
Escape the Mall-> The woods-> The campgrounds (Finale)

Black Famine
Farmlands-> The barns-> Downtown->

TBA

Second group

The Others

Meat Train

Nightmare Ward

TBA

[Mason Breaker]

Feedback!

Attachments:

[Mason Breaker]

I apologize, this ones better.

Attachments:

[Mason Breaker]

L4D3: RUN opening. Main Group intro (How I imagined it!)

*Opens with barren highway, several abandoned cars along the road. Common infected stumble here and there.

*CEDA van comes from underneath view*

*Keith's voice comes in*

Keith: “I ever mention that time I camped out in the camping store? I woulda got away with it, but the s’mores set off the smoke alarm an’ the night guard caught me an’ kicked me out the second-story window. They wouldn’t let me press charges on account of me not affordin’ a lawyer and ‘cause I was askin’ for it anyway.”

*Shows inside of van. Keith is in shotgun seat.*

Everyone else: "Bullshit."

Keith: "I ain't kidden'! When we find Ellis an' Dave, they'll set it straight! You'll see!"

*Camera swings to Mason, who is driving*

Mason: "Lad, ya' haven't even given' us your last name! Your actual name I mean, not the names you've given each o' us. You still ave' yet to give us a lick o' honesty."

*Keith pouts, rolling his eyes.*

*Moro is queitly cleaning her gun, Shane is watching scenery, Patrick is helping Moro*

Shane: How much longer till we're back at the mall?

Mason: Just passed the sign. We'll be there in a bit, so gear up.

Keith: Man, this is the life! Nothin' but kickin' ass! *music starts*

*Infected blown out of doorway (in Mall), Survivours came though, guns blazing. Infected come at them from all over. Switches to downtown