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Post by Keith the Great on Aug 9, 2010 20:41:48 GMT -5
"In the name of adventure," the knight boomed, snatching the wizard's shirt collar and jumping down the chute, "WE SHALL GO ON!"
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Austin Murphy
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Post by Austin Murphy on Aug 9, 2010 20:49:17 GMT -5
It was a long fall before the trio hit the hard cold floor of the room below.
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Post by Mason Breaker on Aug 10, 2010 20:40:31 GMT -5
Dusting himself off first, the Wizard got to his feet, finding that they were now in what looked like a sewer system, complete with eerie glowing and giant rats.
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Post by Keith the Great on Aug 10, 2010 20:55:42 GMT -5
"Interesting," the Knight said. "Most rats are small and don't glow."
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 11, 2010 19:46:02 GMT -5
The squire took one look at the rats before fixing a cold glare on the Knight and Wizard as he hissed, "I hate you two and I wish the rats would eat you."
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Post by Patrick Schrader on Aug 11, 2010 19:57:28 GMT -5
However, the rats heard the moopy squire and started their assault on him.
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Post by Keith the Great on Aug 11, 2010 20:05:15 GMT -5
"FEAR NOT!" the knight declared, and he brought out a sword that was so huge even Cloud fangirls would call foul.
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 12, 2010 19:30:26 GMT -5
If the Wizard could sweat-drop at the current situation happening, he would have.
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Post by Patrick Schrader on Aug 13, 2010 0:07:37 GMT -5
But the wizard was lizard, so he couldn't sweat because lizards don't have sweat glands.
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Post by Keith the Great on Aug 13, 2010 20:25:57 GMT -5
The knight, however, was not a lizard, but he was a pretty awesome swordsman, so killing giant glow-rats was an easy task.
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 14, 2010 19:25:26 GMT -5
The Wizard, having seen the statement written about him being a lizard, snarled, "I AM NOT A LIZARD!" while the Squire gasped, "I-I'm alive!"
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Post by Patrick Schrader on Aug 14, 2010 21:18:15 GMT -5
Using the magic of imagination, the narrator turned the wizard into a lizard.
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Post by Keith the Great on Aug 14, 2010 21:29:17 GMT -5
Then, because he/she could, the narrator summoned an adorable puppy sidekick.
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Post by Patrick Schrader on Aug 15, 2010 21:13:01 GMT -5
The puppy was a chocolate brown lab named cocoa, and he knew how to do all sorts of things.
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Post by Lizzie on Aug 15, 2010 21:27:36 GMT -5
"Huzzah!" the Knight exclaimed unnecessarily. "With our new awesome puppy sidekick, we can locate the whereabouts of the princess and then get the hell out of here!"
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